[Verse 1]
Who shot John F. Kennedy?
Who blew him to the sky?
It wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald
No way, it– it was I!

[Verse 2]
Don't know why I did it
Don't know why I did it
He didn't deserve to die
But there you go, it's a funny world
So I blew out the bit between his eyes

[PBS radio excerpt]
Hello listeners
This is Ron Hitler-Barassi from This Is Serious Mum, wishing every 3PBS listener a very happy time during this anniversary of the birthday of Christ the Saviour
And remember, this is the time of year where safety on our roads is of paramount importance
So never forget what they say, "Going down the highway doing 98, looking for a toilet, whoops – too late"