[Intro]
Honk if you love Fred Durst
Honk if you love Fred Durst
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)

[Chorus]
God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity
"We need more than product placement on R&B CDs
Youth masses ain't working, cut the Pope's budget back
Get the youth demographic thinking Jesus ain't wack"

[Chorus]
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)

[Verse 2]
"We need a teenage pop diva, a virgin sex-kitten
Carnal knowledge innuendo immaculate conception
Start a shrinking violet bedroom wannabe S Eleven
Be bad girls be nasty and you will get to heaven"
[Pre-Chorus]
Jesus
Jesus rocks the mic
Jesus
Jesus rocks the mic

[Chorus]
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)

[Verse 3]
"For our next apostle, we need to go for cred
Get a vegan greenie DJ with a shaven head
He can rip off some old bluesman like a real techno vandal
But tell everybody, he's unfit to tie my sandals"

[Pre-Chorus]
Jesus
Jesus rocks the mic
Jesus
Jesus rocks the mic
[Chorus]
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)

[Bridge]
It's time for the Messiah of Hardcore Christian Inc
Son, reverse your baseball cap, jerk your arms like Lancelot Link
It's born again stone phat bitch-ass boy fantasy religion
Feed the holy moshpit, Limp Bizkit communion

[Chorus]
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Jesus
Jesus rocks the mic
Jesus
Jesus rocks the mic
[Chorus]
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)
Honk if you love
Honk if you love
Honk if you love Fred Durst (beep beep!)