[Verse 1]
There's hip-hop stars like Eminem
With lyrics that are sick
He's violent, crass and bigoted
Sounds like Stan Zemanek
You are hearing now, the first and best
Voice of the outraged male
But things can't be all that bad
When TISM's album fails

[Verse 2]
I do what Phillip Adams did
If things get beyond the pale
I'll go on Radio National
And save the freaking whales
You think my ratings ain't so good?
You should see their record sales
Things can't be all that bad
When TISM's album fails

[Verse 3]
The TV show it got the chop
The film script ain't got made
The wine bizzo went belly up
I even worked in Adelaide
I thought I told you once before
The cheque is in the mail
But things can't be all that bad
When TISM's album fails
[Verse 4]
Now, I'm not a vindictive man
Ain't got one vengeful pore
I could be damned to time in hell
Or with Stuart Littlemore
Steve Price could become dictator
While Australia Sieg Heils
But things wouldn't be all that bad
If TISM's album fails