[Verse 1]
Work, play, night, day, they shit me
Good, bad, happy, sad, they shit me
He, she, they, we, they shit me
Oh, they shit me
But not as much as, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
I make me wanna vomit
I'm the pits
Even if the world had value
I'd still give me the shits

[Verse 2]
Rich, poor, less, more, they shit me
(Rich shits me, poor shits me, Dad shits me, Mumma shits me)
Out, in, fat, thin, they shit me
(Out shits me, in shits me, fat shits me, they all shit me)
Black, white, left, white, they shit me
Oh, they shit me
But not as much as I shit me

[Chorus]
I make me wanna vomit
I'm the pits
Even if the world had value
I'd still give me the shits
[Verse 3]
Epistemology shits me, ontology shits me
Phraseology shits me, scatology shits me
Life shits me, this song shits me
Even shit shits me
But they don't shit me one tiny, eentzy, weentzy
Minuscule, macroscopic, nanoseismic, pan-insignificant
Zoophytic, neo-nonexistent bit compared to the way
I shit me, whoa!

[Chorus]
I make me wanna vomit
I'm the pits
Even if the world had value
I'd still give me the shits
I make me wanna vomit
I'm the pits
Even if the world had value
I'd still give me the shits