[Intro]
I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)
I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)
I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)
I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)

[Verse 1]
You're a yob or you're a wanker, take your fuckin' choice
So who is your favourite genius? James Hird or James Joyce?
You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club
You thought I meant tabletop dancing? Well, you're a yobbo, bub

[Chorus]
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?

[Verse 2]
Wankers once used mobile phones
But now that's sort of changing
And yobs once lived in cottage homes
Ain't social change amazing?
If a yob and wanker want a girl, the wanker guy will get her
The both of them are equally ugly, the wanker hides it better

[Chorus]
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
[Bridge]
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

[Verse 3]
A wanker fights inequality and for people's rights
A wanker fights class prejudice, a yobbo just fights
Yob or wanker, wanker or yob, pass me the brush to tar ya
Make your choice then live your life, come on, pal, what are ya?

[Chorus]
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?

[Outro]
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker