[Verse 1]
You know, me and my baby, no couple like us
She's, she's got her Satre, we got our Camus (We got our Camus)
I, I love her, 'cause I hate the stinking bitch
Oh, she's like a train, or a horse, I forget which

[Chorus]
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

[Verse 2]
I'm, I'm 'The Outsider', I break the law
But here's a tip, the book's a bore (The book's a bore)
Oh, I'll take responsibility for my innermost wishes
Oh, I'll, I'll be buggered if I do the dishes (Won't do the dishes)

[Chorus]
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?
Who cleans the home?
Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

[Outro]
Now my baby's left me, she's walked out the door
Says she don't want my six-inch gold blade no more
I'm aware that one never really knows other
Stuff existentialism, I'm going back to mother