[Verse 1]
Confronting society can begin to tire
Just come on down to TISM Boat Hire
You wanna do a line? No one can reproach ya
Casting out the side of a little two-stroker

[Refrain]
Vote for boat, vote for boat
Vote for boat, vote for boat
Vote for boat, vote for...
Hire a boat!

[Verse 2]
Rock stars tend to suicide
They don't seem so romantic when you're worried about tide
Bon Scott would be alive this week
If he just went fishing from Mordialloc Creek

[Chorus]
In the electorate of rock (Vote for boat)
Be a smart thinker (Vote for boat)
Give it all up (Vote for boat)
For hook, line and sinker (Vote for boat)
Vote with your feet (Vote for boat)
Rock's had its day (Vote for...)
Your new electorate is out on the bay
[Bridge]
I want to make you hire
I want to make you hire
I want to make you hire
I want to make you hire
Make you hire!

[Verse 3]
Don't want to be the bad boys of rock
Don't want my morality to cause anyone shock
Just want a leitmotif that can float
Don't want Guns & Roses, I want a boat

[Refrain]
Vote for boat, vote for boat
Vote for boat, vote for boat
Vote for boat, vote for...

[Chorus]
Want to break out (Vote for boat)
Of rock's gerrymander? (Vote for boat)
Go out trawling (Vote for boat)
For salamander (Vote for boat)
Axe king or disco (Vote for boat)
Metal or rapper (Vote for...)
Give it all up, go catch some snapper