[Verse 1: Eugene & Ron]
Did you hear what was caught in the newsreader's arse?
Yeah I did, Euge… That's what fame is all about
In the casualty ward they had a laugh
That's what fame is all about
The lead singer, I heard, likes it up the date
Oh, Euge, don’t we all… where’d you hear it from, Euge?
I heard it from a friend, who got it from a mate
Ah, see, that’s what I mean… That's what fame is all about

[Chorus: Eugene]
That’s what fame is all about
That’s what fame is all about
That’s what fame is all about

[Verse 2: Eugene]
The half-back flanker rooted the coach's wife (Yeah)
Coach bashed him to within an inch of his life (Yeah)
You gotta beep out names if you're broadcasting (Yeah)
By the way, you know who Tony [Shaw] is shafting? (Yeah)

[Chorus: Eugene]
That’s what fame is all about
That’s what fame is all about

[Verse 3: Eugene & Ron]
The Gallagher brothers think they're geniuses
That's what fame is all about
And some people care what Mike Munro says
That's what fame is all about
(Can you believe that, Eugene? I can’t believe that)
There's adulation for every jumped-up git
That's what fame is all about
And when you're forgotten, no one gives a shit
That's what fame is all about
[Bridge: Ron]
[Eugene speaking in Italian throughout]
Tonight, I wanna come with you
You’re so beautiful
I wanna fuck you under the moon
You’re so beautiful
You’re so hot
I think tariff protection should be reduced
You’re all wet
I just don’t know what to do
What is the role of the backbencher?
Oh, I am so hard, oh
No, no, no more, I can’t cope, no
Who won the second semi-final in ’74?

[Chorus: Eugene]
That’s what fame, that’s what fame
That’s what fame, that’s what fame
That’s what fame is all about
That’s what fame is all about
That’s what fame is all about
That’s what fame is all about