[Verse 1]
Had the new pill, not GBH
It's D'n'M, man, I'm off my face
Learning and thought, that's L'n'T
It's the new rock, yeah, not R'n'B

[Chorus]
It's like
Ooh! Bucka-whucka-roochie-smoochie-bin-tang – yeah
Epistemologically
Ooh! Bucka-whucka-roochie-smoochie-bin-tang, yeah
Epistemologically

[Verse 2]
Wisdom ain't wack, pain the new black
Pleasure is out, Tolstoy is back
DJs are gone, turntables still
Who want to hear hedonist swill?

[Chorus]
It's like
Ooh! Bucka-whucka-roochie-smoochie-bin-tang – yeah
Epistemologically
Ooh! Bucka-whucka-roochie-smoochie-bin-tang, yeah
Epistemologically
[Bridge]
A pot of piss, a tab of 'E'
Why pay for them? You get both for free
If you pronounce this carefully
Epistemologically
Just wait a sec, there's a new fad
Popular thought, sounds kinda not bad
Here's a PT, hand me a drink
I'll pop it now, see what I think

[Outro]
We're sorted, we're sorted, we're sorted for D'n'M
We're sorted, we're sorted, we're sorted for D'n'M
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah