[Verse]
After more than two days in the field
Here finally comes
That long hurtling shot down his throat
Think not of the runs
The batsman will make if this is dropped
Yet there is the blast
From some yob's plastic trumpet
And the ball is grassed

[Refrain]
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?