[Verse]
Playing in cover bands at weddings
And some twenty-firsts
The keyboardist doodles setting up
Suddenly, chords burst
In an irresistible sequence
Like Mozart or Liszt
"Just shut up while I'm tuning"
Shouts the guitarist

[Refrain]
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
Who the fuck blow that plastic trumpet?