[Verse 1]
Come home tired
What a day I've had
News ain't good
From Stalingrad
I've been busy
Protecting the German race
So, come on, baby
Defecate on my face

[Pre-Chorus]
So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over, Braun, and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate
Defecate
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Verse 2]
Get to the bunker
Looks like a stye
Turn on the TV
It's all one big lie
Here, Eva
Have these prunes to chew
We have ways
Of making you poo
[Pre-Chorus]
So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over, Braun, and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba

[Verse 3]
Here come the Russians
It's near the end
Proud to say that my girl
Never used an S-bend
What's that, Eva?
Your bowel is on strike?
Then it's all over
For my Third Reich
[Chorus]
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face