TISM, TISM, they're the guys for you
Total professionals, and kinda swingin' too
Weddings, bar mitzvahs, whatever your function needs
They'll bring the house down, and I mean that literally!

So, if you want that spark to get your party smokin'
You better call Les, Ron, Jock, Humph, Euge, John and Tokin'!

TISM, TISM, they're a hell of a game
They're so determined 'cause they're addicted to crack cocaine!

So girls, come on backstage and TISM will see you right!
Get rid of that wanker that you came here with tonight!

TISM!
TISM!