Well, Johnny's mum took drugs and alcohol
Johnny's mates knew that she was a moll
She told Johnny to be a rock-roll star
He said "No way, I'm staying right where I are"

Stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Home, Johnny, home, stay home
Johnny to be or not to be good, well

Johnny got home and went to bed
Johnny went on to do Melbourne Med
Johnny got rich being a doctor
And he died after a happy but boring existence

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No-one knew Johnny and he didn't care
When on thе bottom storey, he climbed thе stair
Johnny didn't get very far
Most of all, he hated guitar

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