[Intro: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Imagine how I felt
Imagine how I felt

[Verse 1: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Just how cheated did you feel
When you found out Santa Claus weren't for real
God, your teacher, your mum and your dad
Couldn't answer the questions that you had
Imagine that!

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt

[Verse 2: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Did you smell something mighty fishy
When you watched those wrestlers on TV
And Mr. King Heroin, JB
Arrested for flying on PCP
Can you imagine?!

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Imagine how I fеlt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's convеyor belt
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt
[Verse 3: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
It really does make you stop and think
When you find out pop stars' shit can stink
Discovered your parents' fallibility
Sex wasn't like in the magazines
No, it wasn't

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt

[Bridge: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
(Kelly!)
Can you take, can you take
The plastic surgery?
Can you take, can you take
The manufactured lunacy?
If the squeaky-voiced shyness don't get your goat
Well, this is the news that'll grab you by the throat
His nose ain't the only thing that's not for real
The bastard moonwalks on cogs and wheels!

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt
Imagine how I felt
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!