[Intro: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Ladies and gentlemen, TISM are back
And we sincerely apologise
It's Ron versus Humphrey
It’s Jock versus Euge
It's band versus critic
It's music versus you
It’s lyric versus meaning
It's rock versus roll
It's world versus existence
It's God versus the soul

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
It's cunts v cunts
It's pricks v pricks
What's it gonna be?

[Verse 1: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
I hate the righteous
I hate the sleaze
It's Hitler v Stalin
Man U or Man C

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
It’s cunts v cunts
It’s pricks v pricks
What you gonna do now?
[Verse 2: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Life is footy
We're all in tribes
But who ya gonna go for
When you hate both sides?

[Verse 3: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Are you problem, or solution?
Are you with us, or against?
You’ll get picketed
If you sit on the fence

[Refrain: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
It's cunts versus cunts
Pricks versus pricks
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do now?
It's cunts versus cunts
Pricks versus pricks
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do now?

[Verse 4: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Everyone is screaming at me
But no-one listens
Are you therapist, or rapist?
TISM versus TISM
[Bridge: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
It's pricks or pricks
Arseholes or arseholes
Fuckwits or fuckwits
It’s cunts or cunts

[Verse 5: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
It's cunts versus cunts
It's pricks versus pricks
It's arseholes versus arseholes
It's fuckwits versus fuckwits
It's Kim versus Kanye
Idi Amin versus Mugabe
It's dickhead versus cock
It's Will Smith versus Chris Rock
It's motorist v cyclist
It's attack versus defence
It's boss versus union
Influence or influenced
Are you yob, or are you wanker?
Are you rockstar, or critic?
Will you burn, or will you drown?
Strychnine versus arsenic

[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 6: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
It's rich guys versus no-one
Self-importance versus truth
It's a whole generation
Of homeowners versus youth
It's ruling business classes
Tired, venal, full of lies
Who have left this world a shambles
And who won't apologise
"It's cunts versus cunts"
Is just the old excuse
Used by men wielding power
To deny the plain truth
We've had rape of world and nations
All while folks survive outrage
No need for the same old voices
It is time we left the stage

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
It's cunts versus cunts
It's pricks versus pricks
It's cunts versus cunts
It's pricks versus pricks