[Chorus]
Turn off SBS
Turn off SBS

[Verse 1]
Turn on Mike Moore, neglect Mary Kostikidis
Time has come for us to choose
Infotainment over news
Turn off SBS, forget Mary Kostikidis
Like the rest of us I guess
She can no longer so impress
Why continue to keep trying
To separate the real news from the lying
In the end it all comes down to this

[Chorus]
Turn off SBS
Turn off SBS

[Verse 2]
We all eventually switch
To lying and deception
We choose the tabloid pitch
Like some inner technical hitch
The high ideals that you once had
End up in your colostomy bag
Pick Paradise Beach over John Keats
Choose beauty over truth
SBS becomes RS like Mary after youth
Dead air
Loss of all reception
[Verse 3]
All of us must face the day (No we don't)
When our ideals have flown away (Rubbish)
Just give in to our dismay (No I won't)
Watch Ray Martin, not Mary K (Nup)
Time has been in our youth (No it hasn't)
We sought accuracy and truth (No we didn't)
Scoffed the commercial news
Satirised Hinch and all his views (Nup)
But oh how does time unnerve us (No it doesn't)
The Special Broacasting Service (No it doesn't)
Doesn't seem worth the hassle (Yes it does)
Don't change your life, change your channel

[Chorus]
Turn off SBS
Turn off SBS

[Verse 4]
Turn on Mike Moore, forget Mary Kostikidis
Time has come for us to choose
Infotainment over news
Turn off SBS, neglect Mary Kostikidis
Like the rest of us I guess
She can no longer so impress
[Outro]
S, S, SBS
S, S, SBS