[Verse 1]
Some folks frown or even throw up at which Chipmunks movie I like
Ready to bash their little brains with a club
Gonna whore my film tonight
You're living in a past world, you dinosaurs
You're more dated than a calendar
Your films don't mean dick anymore now

[Chorus]
Cause we're The Real Chipmunks Movie
Where's your sequels?
You know our films are goddamn money trees
Go wear your dresses in the 1980's

[Verse 2]
Cater to your Adam Sandler watchers
You're used to shut up kids Folks can't stand
We'd rather be corny but imaginative
Than a literal shit eating band
What we have's adventure, that's creative
Your CGI sucks balls, lots of balls!
You can't count all the shits we give now

[Chorus 2]
Cause we're The Real Chipmunks Movie
You're written by jackasses, looking for a cheque
All you've got is a bored Jason Lee
Keep acting like kids are dummies
[Verse 3]
Our business deals, with Happy Meals
Make us The Real Chipmunks Movie
Songs we don't steal, with mass appeal
Make us The Real Chipmunks Movie

Cause we're The Real Chipmunks Movie
The Real Chipmunks Movie
Do you even know how tall Chipmunks are?
Yeah, we're The Real Chipmunks Movie
Go do a crossover with The Smurfs
Yeah, we're The Real Chipmunks Movie
Lick my goddamn ass!
Yeah, we're The Real Chipmunks Movie
Fuck you!
Yeah, we're The Real Chipmunks Movie