[Beth - singing:]
I can sing
I can sing so well
Hear how great I am

It's kind of weak
But you're supposed to be my biggest fan
Stare in awe as I do somewhat well
Then heap
[Voice breaking]
On me tons of praise
When I'm doing barely better
Than a high school play

[Video-only skit:]
*applause*
[Chart Guy 1:] Oh, oh! Bravo! Bravo! That was amazingly adequate!
[Nostalgia Critic:] Hear that? That's your remarkably passable girlfriend...

[Beth - singing:]
I can't believe you're actually digging
This with such rapt intensity
This is auto tuned and meek
Like Milli Vanilli-iii