[Intro]
You-You-YouTube Poop!

So they're finally here, and about time too
If you know the words, you got no life
Put your hands together if you wanna put your hands together
As we take you through this YouTube Poop!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong is gay!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea
He's finally back to say "mamma mia!"
His squirt gun can shoot piss
If he squirts ya, it's gonna suck, dude!
He has a funny face, and has no pants
He's the worst member of the Dic fan club!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DD DDD
DDDDDDDDDD k
[Verse 2]
This Kong's got pants, so listen up dudes
She can crush a hobbit to make her soup
She may move slow when she needs to pee
But this Kong, just pissed herself!
If you shoot her, I'll just laugh
Just like this monkey rap, she's got no fans!
Huh!

[Chorus]
Crotch shot

[Verse 3]
He has no face, he has no soul
If you cross him, he'll take ya to hell
He can't stand up when he needs to pee
And this time, he just shot himself
Inflate himself just like Dedede
This crazy Kong is a crazy kong!
Huh!

[Chorus]
KK KKK
KKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKK K

[Verse 4]
He's back again, and He's back again again
And this time, he's... gone?
He can fly real high when he poops himself
With his pistols out, he's after your mum!
He can make you some pie after he get's high
But, Kremlings be trippin 'cause he's super fly!
Huh!
[Chorus: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤]
DQ
𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵

[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of this YouTube Poop!
This Kong's so fat, it's relatively funny
Can make out with Kremlings and make out with Mummy
He can pick up chicks with his coconut gun
Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun
He may smoke crack; he can't fly
But this Kong's one okay guy!
Huh!

[Skit: 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯]
𝘊'𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦!
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯-𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯-𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘐 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘰, 𝘐 𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘢𝘱𝘺 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦, 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳

[Outro]
Walmart, pingas, pineapple under the seat!
Grapes, Grapes Grapes Grapes Grapes and Pineapple Pizza
Aww yuck!
Pineapple's great! But it sucks on pizza