[Nostalgia Critic, Beth, Tim, the Chart Guys, Aunt Despair – singing:]
Metaphor
This whole song is only for
Metaphor
Don't you see? 'Cos the Phantom wears a mask, too

Metaphor
You've all heard this junk before
Metaphor
It's cliched, but we're acting like it's brand new

[Same cast – album-only section:]
Here’s a mask, there’s a mask
There are oh so many masks
We can bask in the task
Of deciphering all these masks
There’s a mask
That looks like a bourbon cask
And a mask like a flea

There’s a mask that is green
And a mask for Halloween
There’s a mask that fits most
And a Casper-friendly ghost
Finally
There’s a mask without a face
It’s the right mask for me