[Verse 1: Nostalgia Critic]
On and on
I'm sick of moping, doping, and complaining
Well...not complaining but
I think I'm done
On and on
So I killed Floss just for a sad ending
For a film I'm resenting

[Chorus]
The review must go on!
The review must go on!
The joke's gone on too long!
No more prententious songs
About love or destiny!
The review must go on!
The review must go on!

[Bridge: Chick]
I don't know why I'm still here
I'm simply killing time here
Maybe I'll get a sandwich from Subway

[Chorus: Nostalgia Critic]
The review must go on!
The review must go on!
[Verse 2: Nostalgia Critic, Chick, Elisa & Nella]
(Chick:) A BLT
(Elisa:) Or ham and cheese
(Nella:) Perhaps for dessert, Dairy Queen

(Nostalgia Critic:)
I'm done with these songs. They're all wrong
Not even gonna rhyme this last line

(Chick:) Although you sort of did
(NC:) Yes, that's true
(Chick:) And we're rhyming this one, too
(NC:) That is also true
(Chick:) Think I'll watch Scooby-Doo

(NC:)
Oh, Jesus, shut up, you!
I've got some bitching to do

(Chick:) So what else is new?

(NC:) Okay, we're getting to a close now!

[Outro: Nostalgia Critic, Chick, Nella, and Elisa]
The review must go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooon