[Verse 1]
Friend request still pending
Same as it's always been
Not gonna let you in
You know you'll never win!
Happiness is indistinct
I guess it's not for me!
I've got the things I need
Holds things I can't foresee!
Really, what's this all about?
I'd rather quit the game
It just won't be the same
It would be you to blame
These feelings I can't control
I would never like you!
Thought it was just a fluke
I guess it's really true...
(One, two, three, four!)

[Chorus]
Hold on now, this is just insane!
I don't think this is how you play the game
This is crazy, but I think you might be cheating!
Hold up now, is this really real?
This is not what I am supposed to feel!
Hey, what is happening?
What have you done to me?!

[Verse 2]
(すきじゃない！)
I've patched the bugs
It's all okay!
I won't ever again
(Hey hey!)
I'll do all that I can
To prevent your stupid plan!
(OWO)
My feelings I can't control
Do I really like you?
(Oh no!)
If so, I think I'm screwed!
It could never be true...
(One, two, three, four!)

[Chorus]
Hold on now, this is just insane!
I don't think this is how you play the game
This is crazy, but I think you might be cheating!
Hold up now, is this really real?
This is not what I am supposed to feel!
Tell me, what is happening?
What have you done to me?!
Come on now, are you kidding me?!
This is not some kind of RPG!
Going crazy
Cause I know that you are cheating!
Stop it now, you're delirious!
My heart aching so
Are you serious?!
Tell me, what is happening?
What have you done to me?!

[Interlude]
I know that this is all meaningless
But, I can't help if I want to express
That love is a waste and distasteful!
You're a big idiot, you know?!
I won't stand for this any longer!
I'm impatient
Waiting, not over!
Oh, it's no use, and I'm gonna lose!
Nothing I do seems to be stopping you

(One, two, three, four!)
(One, two, three, four!)
(One, two, three, four!)

[Chorus]
Hold on now, this is just insane!
I don't think this is how you play the game
This is crazy, but I think I might be cheating!
Hold up now, this is so unreal!
I dunno what I am supposed to feel!
Tell me, what is happening?
What have you done to me?!
Come on now, are you kidding me?!
This is not some kind of RPG!
Going crazy
Cause I'm positive you're cheating!
Think I'm goin' delirious
My heart aching so
Are you serious?!
Tell me, what is happening?
What have you done to me?!
Now you've really done it
You're in love with me!