[Chorus]
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Where the hell is my whopper?
Under my bed? Under the feds?
Nowhere to be found!
I've checked my house, I've checked my couch
I've even checked next to my spouse
I can't seem to find it anywhere!
This is not a joke, please send help



[Outro]
You rule, you're seizin the day
At BK, have it your way
You rule!