[Verse 1]
Somebody called me on the phone
They said, "Hey, is Dee Dee home?
Do you wanna take a walk?
Do you wanna go and cop?
Do you wanna go and get some Chinese rocks?"

[Chorus]
I'm living on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop
It is!

[Verse 2]
The plaster's falling off the wall
My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch
I should have been rich
But I'm just digging a Chinese ditch

[Chorus]
I'm living on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop
It is!
Ooh!
Ahh!
Ooh!
Ahh!

[Verse 3]
The plaster's falling off the wall
My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch
I should have been rich
But I'm just digging a Chinese ditch

[Chorus]
I'm living on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop
It is!

[Outro]
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
I'm living on a Chinese rock
Hit it!