[BIG GAY AL]
Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?
I'm super, thanks for asking
All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say
I'm feeling super no, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat?

I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down

[COMPANY]
He's super thanks for asking
All things considered, he couldn't be better he must say

[AL]
I'm super no, nothing bugs me. Everything is super when you're...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat these little pants
This matching tie that I got at Vogue?
I'm super!
[COMPANY]
In the barracks and the trenches as well

[AL, spoken]
Stick 'em up!

[COMPANY]
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell

[AL, spoken]
Skittles!

[COMPANY]
Yes he's super and he's proud to convey:

[AL, spoken]
OK!

[AL, COMPANY]
Everything is super when you're gay, when you're gay!