[Verse 1: Thomas]
It's the moment I know you've planned for
The hour is finally here
A musical that you have to stand for
Excuse me while I disappear
Analytics indicated we should have an opening number
At the top of our little play
So we wrote an opening number
To match the flow of our Jam-Packed show
That's sure to blow you away

[Chorus 1: All]
It's the ultimate
Yeah it's the best that ever was
Though you might not believe it meets the title
But yes it does
It's number one
Yeah it's incomparably great
So sit back, relax, just wait

[Spoken]
It's Storytime!

[Verse 2: Thomas]
We're prepared to tell you a story
The likes of which you've never seen
We'll sprinkle in a couple of sub-plots
With some songs layered in between
It's sort of about self-expression
And freedom to be who you are
But don't get the wrong impression
It's mostly jokes
From jokes-ey folks
And lots and lots and lots of...
Rhymes?
[Chorus 2: All]
It's the ultimate
The best that one could ever be
Better than the things online
On Vine, potentially!
It's the maximum
Yeah it's the best that ever was
And you better believe because...

[Spoken: Thomas]
It's Storytime!

[Bridge: Thomas, Nicole, Terrence & Jay, All]
Down from the ground up to the sky
It's like a metaphor except for when it's not
As long as nothing goes awry
Then you're in store for more than you could hope
So buckle your seatbelt, strap on in!

[Spoken: Thomas]
That has nothing to do with the song, I just want you to be safe while driving.

[Sung: All]
So we can let this musical begin!
It's the ultimate
Yeah it's the cream of the crop
And we're here to make sure that the fun is non-stop
It's number one
[Outro: Thomas, Nicole, Terrence & Jay]
As far as storytimes go
So let's get it in full swing
It's Storytime!
Now it's your turn to sing
It's Storytime!
Sit back, relax, just wait
It's Storytime, Yeah...