[Thomas] Let's review
[Patton] Review?
[Roman] Let's do
[Thomas] Thank you
[Patton] I hope we rhyme like this the whole way through
[Roman] I hope so too

[Thomas] Yoho! So, lets start with the fact that the wedding was a total bust
[Patton] It was?
[Thomas] It was
[Roman] It's just that going didn't pay of quite like we discussed

[Patton] Discussed? You mustn't think that going to a wedding to support your friends would have any sort of eeeh- self-serving ends
[Thomas] I don't, but how about more than just hello
[Roman] yeah somethings iffy
[Thomas] Glad you're with me. That the state of things I'd icky
[Roman] Is there something here were missing?
[Thomas] Maybe

[Patton] No! I mean you know that we've gone through all of this before!
[Thomas] Before?
[Patton] We four had helped you make the proper choice of wedding over your-
[Thomas] Spare me the rest. Yes the callback for a film that could have been my break
[Patton] Yeah you could say
[Roman] And no one wanted you to go more than that slimey snake
[Thomas] Who pushed to do the ego-centric thing auditioning
[Roman] Yup, that's Deceit
[Patton] A part of you so hard to chew it had me lost at sea!
[Roman] If our goals align with his what would that say?

[Patton] I'd feel forsaken you were saying that we both have lost our way but in your face I saw this pain and so I-
[Thomas] I made this choice, and now I have a restless head in my bed I'll just feel this way
[Patton] What way?

[Thomas] The way a groom might feel if he just watched as his bride ran away
[Patton] But you're gay
[Thomas] I'm saying if I made the right choice why don't I feel right
[Patton] You may not tonight but in time you might?
[Thomas] I don't know I think this feeling's here to stay

[Roman] It is a pity to admit he could've done more than just sitting at that wedding feeling shi-
[Thomas] QUIT REVIEWING