[THOMAS]
Let's review

[PATTON]
Review?

[ROMAN]
Let's do

[THOMAS]
Thank you

[PATTON]
I hope we rhyme like this the whole way through

[ROMAN]
I hope so too

[THOMAS]
Yoo-hoo!
So let's start with the fact that the wedding was a total bust

[PATTON]
It was?

[THOMAS]
It was
[ROMAN]
It's just that going didn't pay off quite like we discussed

[PATTON]
Discussed? You musn't think that going to a wedding to support your friends would have any sort of ehhhh self-serving ends

[THOMAS]
I don't, but how about more than just "Hello"?

[ROMAN]
Yeah, something's iffy

[THOMAS]
Glad you're with me that the state of things is icky

[ROMAN]
Is there something here we're missing?

[THOMAS]
Maybe

[PATTON]
No!
I mean... you know that we've gone through all of this before

[THOMAS]
Before?
[PATTON]
We four had helped you make the proper choice of wedding over your-

[THOMAS]
Spare me the rest
Yes! The callback for a film that could have been my break

[PATTON]
Yeah, you could say...

[ROMAN]
And no one wanted you to go more than that slimy snake

[THOMAS]
Who pushed to do the egocentric thing: auditioning

[ROMAN]
Yeah, that's Deceit!

[PATTON]
A part of you so hard to chew it left me lost at sea

[ROMAN]
If our goals aligned with his, what would that say?

[THOMAS]
I felt foresaken
You were sayin' that we both have lost our way
[PATTON]
But in you face I saw this pain...
And so

[THOMAS]
I made this choice and now I have a restless head, in my bed, I'll just feel this way


[PATTON]
What way?

[THOMAS]
The way a groom might feel if he watched as his bride ran away

[PATTON]
...But you're gay

[THOMAS]
I'm saying if I made the right choice, why don't I feel right?

[PATTON]
You may not tonight, but in time, you... might?

[THOMAS]
I don't know, I think this feeling's here to stay...

[ROMAN]
It is a pity to admit he could have done more than just sitting at that wedding feeling shi-

[THOMAS]
Quit reviewing!

[ROMAN]
Kay

*STAGE CLEAR*