Shout out to reform Jews and new rules
Waking up at 7:00 to go to Hebrew school
Cookies at the oneg, davening with both legs
Diving in kibbutz community pools
Don’t leave the group, too many rules
Hang out with girls, but not in their rooms
And the roommate situation is stupid
Every time we are switchin' places, two kids are in our room that we already roomed with
And I’m sleeping past breakfast, ultra-orthodox are sexist
Girls cover shoulders and knee caps, boys wear a cap
Paying for a necklace, then see it for a shekel less
Now that’ll leave you shuk, parents told me, "read a book"
But I haven’t even started my summer reading, look
I’m too busy buying elephant pants and jewelry
Bo, bo, bo, Boker Tov that’s a helluva chant, who we?
Group 4C, we wake up too early
If I don’t get back to my room I will lose more sleep
It is you or me, who’s it gonna be?
Harry told me I might be the shape of a bumblebee
Shout out to Harry and his Rectangle girls
We’re all Jews in here, hair is in curls
Nights are quick, days seem to last for two years
A soldier was sniped, I thought it‘d get nuclear
But now it’s a ceasefire
Went to Caesaria got to the beach why are
We not eating from pizzerias we eat tired chicken and potatoes, chicken and potatoes
I used to like it now, I hate the frickin' taste, bro
That guy, Aaron is Robbin my name
Which I’d like to keep if it’s all the same
I got way too many coins, call it wallet change
Casey saw a tallice and he bought it, ay
Walking up Masada feels like a hot sauna
The temp is high whole day, Rosh Hashanah
Sam’s got a 'Preme shirt with Obama, hah
Wore it at b’yachad, danced with his socks on
Shoes on too, mosh pit: Jew on Jew
Walking on walls, as old as dinosaurs
Talking to people, presenting stuff for us
The aura’s different but is like California’s
Life on a tour bus see the holy land, porous