[CHUCK & SHELDRAKE]
It's our little secret
Little secret, little secret

[CHUCK]
I'm gonna buy me a hat
And keep our secret under that

[CHUCK & SHELDRAKE]
It's our little secret
Little secret, little secret

[CHUCK]
I'll even stop counting sheep
To prove I don't talk when I sleep

[CHUCK & SHELDRAKE]
We've got a little plot that we can tell
Just one another
There isn't anyone that we can trust
Except each other

That's why we'll never tell a soul
What it's all about
They'll never get a chance to find out
[SHELDRAKE]
There'll be questions

[CHUCK]
I won't answer

[SHELDRAKE]
There'll be gossip

[CHUCK]
Let

[CHUCK & SHELDRAKE]
Them gossip
We don't care

[SHELDRAKE]
Just put your trust in me

[CHUCK & SHELDRAKE]
It's our little secret

[CHUCK]
And I'll keep it locked inside me

[CHUCK & SHELDRAKE]
'Cause it's no one else's business
But our own anyhow
Yes, it's no one else's business
But our own anyhow

Our little secret
Oh, yes, it's yours and mine
Our little secret
For now and all the time
We'll stick together
'Cause we got our little secret now