What do you get when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
Oh no, I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
And if you do, she'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
And that is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only gеt a lot of pain and sorrow
So until at least tomorrow
I'll never fall in lovе again
Oh no, I'll never fall in love again