[Verse 1]
Somebody
Well, one or two people
Seem to have only two fingers
I suspect they lost the other three wanking
Keep calling us wankers
They must know a lot about it

[Verse 2]
What have we done?
Is it not hip to like us?
Oh, that’s very modern
Let’s spit at the group
Show how modern we are, yeah
Ooh look, I got him in the face
What a shot
What a shit

[Verse 3]
There are always clever people
One such clever person
We met in a big Chinese rеstaurant
Nearly as clever as him
This blokе was a comedian
Nearly as funny as him
He told nasty jokes about ladies with no clothes on
About black people
About homosexual people
He thought he was funny
They think they’re funny
That’s all
[Outro: Andy Gill]
This is called Glass for all yous that haven't got brains that are made of spit