[Verse 1]
When the weather's fine, when it's sunny outside
Think about the time I kicked a boy 'til he cried
Oh, I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was
He's such a child

When I am alone, I remember so well
How merrily I tripped a boy so he fell
Oh I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was
He's totally wild

[Refrain]
And I've been wondering lately just who's gonna save me

[Verse 2]
Now I have a cold, and no story to tell
I'd marry you but I'm so unwell
Oh, well, I could've been wrong
But I don't think I was
He's totally wild

[Refrain]
And I've been wondering lately
Just who's gonna save me

[Outro]
Yes, you should've been wise
Oh, hysterical child
Where'd you learn to do that?