[Verse 1]
Where is the wrong in lurking about?
You'll find me in the lavatory
And where is the harm in talking out loud
When I'm on my own?
What's so wrong with reading my stars?
And I'll be in the lavatory
And what is so wrong with counting the cars
When I'm all alone?

[Chorus]
You're not the only one that I know
But I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
You're not the only one that I know
But I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

[Verse 2]
So I say I'm in love with the world
And what is so wrong with lurking about
When I'm on my own?
It's perfectly fine to sleep in a chair
From Monday 'til Saturday
And what is so wrong with talking out loud
When I'm all alone?

[Chorus]
You're not the only one that I know
But I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
You're, you're not the only one that I know
But I'm far too proud to talk to you any day
[Bridge]
So I rode out west to the seaside
And I gladly decided to stay
Well, after two hours wandering outside
Ooh the sea air drove me away, oh

[Chorus]
You're not the only one that I know
But I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
You're, you're not the only one that I know
And I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

[Outro]
And you're, you're not the only one
But I'm far too proud, you're so
You're young
But I know, I know, I know, I know
I'm far too proud to talk to you any way
But if you do, don't you know
That I don't mind? No, no, no