[Verse 1]
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

[Verse 2]
Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah

[Verse 3]
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

[Verse 4]
Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

[Outro]
Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day
Yeah, I'm real real sharp, yes I am
I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit, yes I have
Here comes the bus, uh oh
I though I had a dime, where's my dime
I know I have a dime somewhere
I'm pretty sure