[Verse 1]
What you say, girl? You see, what is wrong?
You must be joking, you was led along
But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier
Will tell me now who's been sleeping here
I want to know
Tell me, baby, who's been sleeping?

[Verse 2]
What you say, girl? Who'd you see that night?
I, I was doing, doing something right
Oh the soldier, the sailor, and then there's the three musketeers
Yes, they'll tell me now who's been sleeping here
Did I ever tell you I want to know?
Hey baby, who's been sleeping?

[Verse 3]
Don't you look like, like a Goldilocks?
There must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop
Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old British brigadier
But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here

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[Verse 4]
Who's been eating, eating off my plate?
Who will tell me? Who'll investigate?
There's the sergeants, the soldiers, the cruel old grenadier
But they'll tell me now who's been sleeping here
[Outro]
'Cause I want to know
Who's been sleeping right here
Was it your mummy, your daddy?
Who's been sleeping here?
Was it your auntie, your uncle?
Who's been sleeping here?
Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend?
Who's been sleeping here?
All right
Who's been sleeping here?