[Verse 1]
Baby, baby
I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong

Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night

Honey, honey
Call me on the telephone
I know you're moving out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam

All those beat up friends of mine
Gotta get you in their books
Lead guitars and movie stars
Get their tongues beneath your hood

[Chorus]
Yeah, you're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yeah, a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
A starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker star
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I heard about your Polaroids
That's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kinda cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean

Honey, I miss your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night

[Chorus]
Yeah, you're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yeah, a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
A starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker star

[Verse 3]
Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For giving head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me we made a pretty pair
Falling through the silver screen

Honey, I'm open to anything
I don't know where to draw the line
Yeah, I'm making bets that you gonna get
Your man before he dies
[Chorus]
Yeah, you're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yeah, a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
A starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker star