[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Went to the fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Then she took a look at my palm
She said, Sonny, you feel kind of warm
And she looked into her crystal ball
And said, You’re in love
I said, I couldn't be so
I'm not in passion with the girls I know
She said, When the next one arrives
You’ll be looking into her eyes
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2]
I left there in a hurry
Looking forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie
I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be
I told her I didn't see nobody
Why'd she make a fool out of me
Then something struck me
As if they came from up above
While looking at the fortune teller
I fell in love
[Chorus]
Now I'm a happy fellow
Well, I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we could be
Now I get my fortune told for free

[Instrumental Outro]

[Audience Applause]