[Verse 1]
Talk about ya woman
You oughtta see that ugly woman of mine
Oh that woman
I'm talking about that ugly woman
But you know the little girl’s got something
Keeps me hangin' around all the time

[Verse 2]
She's got a giant head like a switch engine
Feet like a grizzly bear
She’s got a mouth full of snook
[?]
Oh that woman
Oh that ugly woman of mine
You know the little girl's got something
Keeps me hangin' around all the time
Look here y'all

[Verse 3]
She's got [?] legs
She's got mockingbird thighs
She's got a great big head
And great big baboon eyes, lord
Talkin' about that ugly woman of mine
I swear that little girl’s got something
Keeps me hangin’ around all the time
[Guitar Solo 1]

[Verse 4]
That ugly woman
I'm talkin’ about that ugly woman of mine
Oh that woman
Talkin' about that ugly woman of mine
But the little girl's got something so good
Keeps me hangin' around all the time

[Guitar Solo 2]

[Verse 5]
Lord that woman
I’m talkin' about that ugly woman of nine
Woah!

[Verse 2 Off Mic]
She's got a giant head like a switch engine
Feet like a grizzly bear
She's got a mouth full of snook
[?]
Oh that woman
Oh that ugly woman of mine

[Audience Member]
Talk into the mic!
[Verse 6]
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It used to be I would call you mine, oh
So endlessly
What should have been left alone
And I know, yes I know it is
You never ever gonna let me go
So do it again
Lord!

[Outro]
Oh baby
What you think?
Can I talk about that ugly woman of mine
I asked the old man if I could talk about her
Brother can I talk about her?
You know the little girl's got something
Keeps me hangin' around all the time

[Audience Applause]