[Verse 1]
I live on an apartment
On the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy
All dressed up just like a Union Jack
And he gives me twenty-five dollars
If I got his detergent pack

[Chorus]
What do you say, baby?
"Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around cause two's a crowd
On my cloud"

[Verse 2]
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out
I was tired, tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like a flag
Stuck on my windscreen
[Chorus]
"Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around cause two's a crowd
On my cloud"

Hey
Someone say Hey!

[Outro]
"Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around cause two's a crowd
On my cloud"

[Audience Applause]