[Intro]
Yeah, that's all right, that's all right

[Verse 1]
I got nasty habits
I take tea at three
Yeah, the meat I eat's for dinner
Must be hung up for a week

My best friend, he shoot water rats
And feeds them to his geese
Don't you think there's a place for you
In between the sheets?

[Chorus]
Ah, come on now, honey
We can build a home for three
Ah, come on now, baby
Don't you want to live with me?

[Verse 2]
Yeah, there's a score of harebrained children's
All locked in the nursery
They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks
They're so 20th century
Yes, they queue up for the bathroom
'Round about 7:35
Don't you think we need a woman's touch
To make it come alive?

[Chorus]
Ah, you'd look good
Pram-pushing down the high street
Come on now, honey
Don't you want to live with me?

Come on, Bobby, come on
[Saxophone solo]

[Verse 3]
Yeah, the servants, they're so helpful, now
The cook, she is a whore
The butler has a place for her
Behind the pantry door

The maid, she's French, she's got no sense
She's from the Crazy Horse
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
The footman's eyes get crossed

[Outro]
Ah, come on now, honey
There's a place across the street
Come on now, honey
Don't you want to live with me?
Woo!
Ah, come on now, baby, there's a place
Across the street
Ahhhh, come on now, honey
Don't you want to live with me?
Woo!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much