[Intro]
We're going to do a new song for you now, which is an up-tempo ditty
Which is, um, called "Bitch"

[Verse 1]
I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so stoned, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Can't see the reason why
I'm feeling hungry, can't understand it
Just had a horse meat pie

[Chorus]
Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you roll me out
My heart is jumping louder than a big bass drum, all right
Hot dog!

[Bridge]
Yeah, you got to mix it, child, you got to fix it
It must be love, it's a bitch
You got to mix it, child, you got to fix it
It must be love, it's a bitch
Your turn
[Verse 2]
Sometimes, I'm sexy, move like a stud, y'all
Like kicking the stall all night
Sometimes, I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, all right
Woo!

[Chorus]
Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you roll me out
My heart is jumping louder than a big bass drum, all right
Come on, [?], it's getalong time

[Guitar solo]

[Outro]
Ow!
I said, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, woo!
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey
Hot dog!
It's a bitch
Hot dog!
That's all right, that's all right
Hot dog!
That's all right, that's all right
Hot dog!

Woo!
[Spoken]
Thank you. Thank you

This time I'd like to say it's very nice to be with you because you're being so nice to us, thank you
We'd like to introduce to you on the trumpet with us tonight, Jim Price
On saxophone Bobby Keys
On piano...Nicky Hopkins

I don't know what we're going to do now
Let's work it out
Hang on, hang on
What are we doing, Keith?
Oh yeah