[Verse 1]
Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City where you do belong
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses, legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl, I'm gonna make you jump all night
I said, baby, baby, won't you call me on the telephone?
I know you're moving to Hollywood with your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine gotta get you in their books
Lead guitars and movie stars got their head beneath your hooks

[Chorus]
You're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yes, you are, yes, you are

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I heard about your Polaroids, now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kind of cute, I bet you keep your pussy clean
Baby, I miss your two tongue kisses, legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Dallas, I'm gonna make you jump all night

[Chorus]
You're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker
Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
Yes, you are
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Now, Ali McGraw got mad with you for giving head to Steve McQueen
And you and me made a pretty pair, falling through the silver screen
And Jimmy Page was quite a rage, I never saw the reason why
If I ever get back to LA, child, I'm gonna fuck you there all night

[Chorus]
You're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
Oh, yes, you are

[Outro]
Yes, you are
Thank you
Thank you very much
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