Lazy Harp Seal has no job
Lazy Harp Seal has no money
See his earnings, they are meager
He's lacking business acumen

Look at me, I've got a fancy camera
The lens is big and it cost a lot
Look at me in my nice yellow jacket
The color is a special order
It was hard to find

Lazy Harp Seal has no camera
Not even a simple point-and-shoot
Foolishly, he sits there smiling
Even though he has no jacket

See him there goofing around
He does not behave proactively
Many girls, they seem to like him
I find the situation frustrating

Lazy Harp Seal has no job
Lazy Harp Seal has no money
Lazy Harp Seal has no camera
Lazy Harp Seal has no jacket