You won't get the swine flu from a porkchop
You won't get the swine flu from a ham
So come along with me
And have a BLT
Or a nice, big, juicy piece of spam

You won't get sick from eating bacon
It'll only put a smile on your mug
So throw away the apple
Grab a plate of scrapple
And go and give a ham a hug
Yeah, go and give a ham a hug