I wanna be your H-A-R-L-A-N-D
'Cause you're the only girl that I wanna see
I wanna be your H-A-R-L-A-N-D

Harland
Harland

I wanna go out with you to the movie show
And to the Horseshoe Tavern, you'll love it, I know
I wanna be your H-A-R-L-A-N-D

Harland
Harland

One hundred dollars is a lot to pay for a pencil
Unless the pencil comes from Harland Williams

I've got the sideburns
I've got the chin
Come on, baby, pretty baby, let me in
I've got the sideburns
I've got the chin
Come on, baby, pretty baby, let me in
Whoa-oh-oh

(H-A-R-L-A-N-D) Don't ya hate it when you're gone
(H-A-R-L-A-N-D) And a hot dog flies into your mouth?
(H-A-R-L-A-N-D) Aw, yeah
'Cause I wanna be your H-A-R-L-A-N-D