I want a
Guinea pig for Christmas, I want a
Guinea pig for Christmas
Oh Santa won't you hear my plea
I want a G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G

Don't want an Xbox or a new PlayStation
I need a furry friend with a fuzzy face and
Just one thing I want under the tree
I want a G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G

Oh Santa Claus
Up in space
I'm so lonely
Why can't you see?
You gotta find a guinea pig and bring him to me

He wants a
Guinea pig for Christmas, he wants a
Guinea pig for Christmas (Oh!)
Oh Santa won't you hear his plea
He wants a G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G (Yea!)

G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
Just one thing I want under the tree
And that's a G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G