Long ago in a desert land
A miraculous, delicious
Snack appeared

Yuletide nachos
Yuletide nachos
Yuletide, Yuletide
Yuletide nachos

Yuletide nachos
Yuletide nachos
Yuletide, Yuletide
Yuletide nachos

Hallelujah for the cheesiest
Hallelujah for the crunchiest
We give thanks and praise
To this delicious plate of

Yuletide nachos
Crunch

Lo and behold
In the night
Three strangers arrived
Bearing dips
Guacamole, sour cream
And picante
Hallelujah for the cheesiest
Hallelujah for the crunchiest
We give thanks and praise
To this delicious plate of
This delicious plate of

Yuletide nachos
Yuletide nachos

People of the world, rejoice
For now is the season
Of the cheesiest, crunchiest
Snack of them all

Yuletide, Yuletide
Yuletide nachos
Crunch