[Intro]
(One, two, three, yeah)

[Chorus]
I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out, but I don't wanna be out
So I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 1]
Been the same since graduation, being social makes me shy
Makes my heart have palpitations, but I still want the invite
So that I can decline
Yeah, sometimеs I force myself to leavе my house and leave my shell
Then I'm standing in a stranger's living room, my living hell
I'm so tired, it's not my vibe
My phone just died and that's why, I, I, I

[Chorus]
I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out, but I don't wanna be out
So I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(I like to hide in the bathroom at parties)

[Verse 2]
God, I'm a such a people person, I've got two friends and a dog
And my chronic introversion is iconic 'til it's not
That's what she said before she left
And now she's dancing in the kitchen with some other awful guy
I can't help but over listen to his awesome pick up lines
My, oh, my, it's such a vibe
Swallow my pride and that's why, I, I, I
[Chorus]
I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out, but I don't wanna be out
So I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Post-Chorus]
I like to stand by the door with my car keys (I can make a great escape)
Everyone's having a good time except me (Why was I born this way?)
Well, I just wanna go home (Right now), but I don't wanna go home (Not now)
So I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (I like to hide in the bathroom at parties)

[Outro]
I'm not even sure what I came for (Came for)
I'm not really angry, I'm just bored (Fucking bored)
(I, I, I, I)